Merry Christmas Ladies

Message Share Topic Printable Version Google Delicious Digg StumbleUpon Windows Live Yahoo Bookmarks reddit Facebook MySpace Newsvine Furl Topic Search Topic Options Post Reply Create New Topic

   This was sent to me at work and I couldn't resist .

Subject: FW: Reindeer Chuckle of the Day 

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME …

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.  

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. 

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. 

We should've known…... 

ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-arsed man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. 

Note: one word in the above was "scrubbed"/altered - in case children are viewing.

Author	Message Share Topic Printable Version Google Delicious Digg StumbleUpon Windows Live Yahoo Bookmarks reddit Facebook MySpace Newsvine Furl Topic Search Topic Options Post Reply Create New Topic
Guests Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Guest Group	Topic: Merry Christmas Ladies Posted: 21 Dec 2011 at 1:14pm
	This was sent to me at work and I couldn't resist . Subject: FW: Reindeer Chuckle of the Day REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME … According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known…... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-arsed man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. Note: one word in the above was "scrubbed"/altered - in case children are viewing.

techntrek Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Admin Group - pHp Joined: 29 Jul 2009 Location: MD Online Status: Offline Posts: 9059	Posted: 21 Dec 2011 at 2:02pm
	And they would have asked for directions if they did get lost, unlike the men. :-)
	Doug ~ '10 171 (2009-2015) ~ 2008 Salem ~ Pod instruction manual