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Merry Christmas Ladies

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Topic: Merry Christmas Ladies

Posted By: Guests
Subject: Merry Christmas Ladies
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2011 at 1:14pm

This was sent to me at work and I couldn't resist

Subject: FW: Reindeer Chuckle of the Day

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME …

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known…...

ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-arsed man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Note: one word in the above was "scrubbed"/altered - in case children are viewing.

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Posted By: techntrek
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2011 at 2:02pm

And they would have asked for directions if they did get lost, unlike the men. :-)

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