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Originally posted by lostagain A prose Marine Corps should be mobilized as an expeditionary attack force.  There are far more errors than just spelling and punctuation.  Queen Elizabeth Regina Gloriana II would be appalled at what we've done to her mother tongue. Maybe it should even be an Intergalactic Space Force with a death star to zap away the "It was a dark and stormy night" prose.

Please understand that I must speak carefully.

It is possible that the SPELLING POLICE have a mutual aid/assistance agreement(s) with some or all of the agencies you mention. However, specifics are disseminated on a "need to know" basis, only.

What I can say is that we have our own S.W.A.T (Special Weapons And Tactics) unit that can be called in, should the situation require. That said, with a group this size, the probability is low.

Be assured that our dedicated men and women are quite capable. Also, be comforted that we will move swiftly as incidents occur.

Mr. Grammar Policeman is reporting here. You, the original poster, are being cited for putting the comma that is in the vicinity of "but" in the wrong place: it should come before "but" or be omitted completely.